Why are my dreams always PG?

One of my students gave me this today because I am "such a good teacher". What's the bet I get black coal if she fails the term?? It is Tibetan and gives me good luck, prosperity, a happy family and health if I spin it while I'm praying.


I dreamt last night that I picked up two girls in the space of an hour. We were at some kind of formal occasion and I took one girl away for a while and then dropped her back at her car because she had to go for reasons unknown. Don't ask me what we did when we went away because all my dreams are PG. You can imagine a transition in a film where a period of time has elapsed for that part of the dream. Then I went back to the formal occasion, at a big hotel in Melbourne and started talking to another girl. Now this girl and I got friendly too, but the bizarre part was that it turned out she was a professional hostess. Not a hooker, just a woman that could be taken by men for the evening to sophisticated events. No sex involved, just a weird transaction-y thing whereby the guy looked good because he had a young and gorgeous woman on his arm and the girl felt good coz she got paid a shitload of money. Now I'm a fairly conscious dreamer, which means I am able to have actual thoughts while i am dreaming and have actually used this technique to pull me out of a dream I didn't like on one occasion. Upon revealing this Melrose Place tidbit to me, I found that all I could think was "Fuck my life is weird. It's only natural that I would dream about meeting a girl and she was in some weird occupation like that." And then I awoke - some stories that end with "And then I awoke" are awesome. This is not one of them, but it's still nice to end a story that way.

I'm not remotely concerned about picking up the two girls, nor should you be. PG dream remember? But I have been wracking my brain all day trying to figure out what it means that I dreamt about dating a girl that dated other men for a living. Very strange...