Look into my fishbowl

I've applied for a couple of jobs, had lunchtime discussions about the politics of the U3A with my parents, cleaned the fishtank and lamented the onset of old age in my feline companion. So in reality I've lied about my committment to the Catholic Church, hatched a plan to take over an organisation run by retirees, saved Bruce from ammonia poisoning and played in the sunshine with Tommy. I really am going to start these assignments soon.