- The sun is filled with honey
- Hot chicks are just another part of the matrix designed to torture me
- My fingers will almost certainly be severed from my hand should I ever attempt ice skating
- There are tiny little people inside me that have spanners and move cogs around to keep me moving and functioning
- There isn't a God
- Sharks sometimes sit on beaches wearing sunglasses catching some rays. Esp. in Qld
- I will someday form my own religion
- My cat understands every word I say
- There is a God
I hate university. It makes me say things like : "Japan has more pop cultural currency with kids than India". First I want to vomit and then I want to shoot myself in the head so that such vile wank never again trickles out of my head.
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Some things I believe:
- All my teeth will fall out in my sleep one day.
- Dogs understand everything I say.
- We all have the ability to fly but we are too dumb to work it out.
- My stuffed creatures all come to life the moment I leave the room.
- I have strong psychic powers or it could be that I find myself situations I have dreamt about before.
I had that feeling about ice skating, But I went, and it wasn;t all that bad. You should make sure you go with a posse, that way you can make a wall of people. Beware the children who kick ass on the ice though.
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