Televisual Debut!

On Saturday afternoon, I arrived home from the football to re-watch the final quarter. Hark, what was that? Collingwood kicked 7 goals in the final quarter? Oh yes they did. It's nice to be winning again but the point...? Well, on several occasions I was shown celebrating Collingwood goals on the picture box. Presumably I had been shown earlier in the game without my knowledge.
... I look kinda good on tv...

I was asked to phone a friend of a friend tonight regarding a creative pursuit. Actually I was asked to phone a friend of a friend tomorrow but it happened tonight. Now this is something I'm grossly uncomfortable with. At heart, as my friends from high school will tell you, I'm essentially a shy person. I can't work crowds. I hate group situations unless I know everyone really well. And I can never ever start chatting to a girl in a bar. Unless it's in Japanese. Apparently I do that when I'm really drunk. So new people are tough for me. I've declined the phone option and let out an evil "mwoohoohahaha" at the foolishness of being left this person's email address with which I can take the cowardly option and send a hey that way. And yet I still can't even make a phone call to the stranger. My students never believe that I am shy. SL just laughed at me and said "Bullshit." when I made the suggestion. Even my job screams that I'm not shy. I really really am. That's why I hide out here on my blog safe from the viciousness of the outside world. After all, if anyone says anything bad about me here I can just assume that they're spam and being sent to everyone.