Wednesday, July 19, 2006

He left his home and kissed his mummy goodbye, saying soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

First things first. I have tremendous envy for people whose jobs allow them to IM/blog/shop on eBay/surf porn/look at YouTube all day. That's awesome! I wish I did a job like that. Sure, as someone who has been in management positions previously, I wouldn't employ these people in a fit, but as people that hold such a positions, they are very lucky! Surely the day would be much more pleasant if you could chat with friends all day. And I'm honestly not being sarcastic. I'm jealous. I'd dig doing that kind of thing. Unfortunately the whole office gig isn't for me.

But then there are the slug monsters (yes, there's no other word for someone as worthless as this) that take it for granted. This secretary seems to believe that her company should not have fired her for blogging from work. She's suing them for... well... I'm not really sure what. Oh yeah! Must be for infringing on her God given right to waste company time and money by blogging from her workplace. Last time I checked, companies etc employed people to do specific jobs. Very few of these jobs include blogging in the job description (though if you see any that do please forward me the link). So hell yeah, I'm completely on the side of this company that fired her. I'm all for (actual) workplace reforms that benefit workers - subsidized childcare, longer holidays, bonuses and perks that play to the desires of the individual worker (and that may include 30 mins blogging time incorporated into the working day!!).

However I'm sick to death of all the retards and wankers and sloths out there in this day and age who seem to believe that they should be given something for nothing. People that sue for 'psychologic damage' and the like because the neighbours dog barked at them. If anything these people should be suing their parents who gave birth to defective and unwanted genetic waste. Don't get me started on the people posting comments on her blog in support. Yeah, you go girl! Stick it to the man!

Dear worthless, unemployable sloth monster,
I hope you get everything you deserve in court, that being a hefty fine for wasting the time of a court that may have things of slightly higher social value and importance than you being too dim to remember the definition of the word 'job'. It doesn't mean I do what I want when I want and I get paid for it. Boohoo, the fact that you're a single mother doesn't swing my sympathy your way as it seems to have your blog readers. Perhaps you could do the noble thing and take this as a learning experience and in future not waste the time of an employer and then complain when you get busted for it.
Yours,
The Supervisor

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