I've become addicted to prata. Last night I had an Italian Prata which is like having pizza topping inside the pizza itself. I would love to open a small little place on Brunswick St or Fitzroy Street to serve pratas. It could be the next kebab!! I'm sure I could make an easy couple of mill out of this.
I've also joined a gym. The last time I was a member of a gym was around December 2005. Dangerously unfit may be one way to describe me at present. So with fitness in mind, I joined up the "gayest gym in Singapore". I excuse this because it is highly convenient and keeps hours that suit my current work schedule. I went there this morning and did my first workout. For a gym that is renowned as the "gayest in Singapore" there were a ridiculous amount of hot MILFs at the gym. I think this is because I'm there in the morning and the clientel is of a different nature. So there may be hope for me with the MILF that cast the smouldering, wanton look in my direction.
But the gym types are a scary bunch. The way they diet and use personal trainers (yes, they tried to put the pressure on me to get one for the wonderful price of SG$360/month. Thanks but no thanks.) defies belief. The trainer that did my orientation today looked aghast when I suggested that I was joining the gym because I get bored easily. Apparently everyone else has goals and plans for their gym experience. Me? I have few more plans than perving on girls and adding a bit of mass. But it's all good. I just get weirded out when I hear things like :
"Roaaaaa!!! How many protein shakes have you drunk today??? Roaaaaaa!!! If you aren't in pain afterwards then you've wasted your time working out!! Roaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
Needless to say, I'll be staying away from the gym freaks and personal trainers and plugging in the iPod and doing my own thing.
6 comments:
Want to be a dad? MILFS? perve a few? christ man, you really want all that?
I wouldn't normally do this... but... you're either someone I don't know in which case I'd prefer to bid a kind welcome or you're someone I do know that has forgotten what I am like.
Being a father? No, not quite yet. But the point was made that I would prefer to be a father than a predator or an asshole. Ultimately I only included that coworker's comment because I found it so ludicrous and limiting when it was said to me as though it was some word of wisdom that would get me through my time here - pffft!
MILF? I use this as an adjective to describe an attractive older woman. The acronym meaning (a noun) is disturbing in the highest order and has nothing to do with the observation I made at the gym.
Perv? Is Australian for "having a look"/"checking out". There's nothing at all sinister about it. And more interesting to note that girls "perv" too. Oh yes, but when a female does it it's ok. Forgot that...
Yes, I'm a teacher and (hack) writer. So I abuse the language as much and as often as I can. Keeps me sane and allows me to re-appropriate language that I may initially despise and imbue it with a meaning that has some contextual relevance to my life.
Peace
P.S. I'm 28 years old... what is wrong with me potentially wanting to be a father someday?
yeah nothin wrong in wanting to be a dad but just that having that notion in the same sentence as MILFs does sound like trouble....but hey thats my view as a another man on this planet. I mean I like curvy women but women with kids, nah I wld rather not go into that man....
Haha, yes I get what you mean. As I said, I take MILF as an attractive older woman, not necessarily as a woman that has kids. And if I was in love and she did have kids then that wouldn't bother me.
Btw, whereabouts are you reading from?
san francisco, abt to hit the hay soon. yeah did the older women thing before, they never ceased to amaze me. reason why i am averse to the woman with kid thing is simple- the ex is definitely around man. just too crowded for my liking....
peace out
Above - an interesting read.
As always, my only question starts and ends with the stomach. Is a prata the same as a calzone?
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