Wonderwoman lost her boobs while flying TAA!

In between the wedding ceremony and the reception yesterday this shocking incident took place between several senior members of the Justice League. The United Nations Commission on Superhuman Activities (UNSCA) is still investigating and refused to comment. A source close to the League suggested that such post-battle activities are common among the elite superhero teams. In light of this allegation the X-men are expected to be closely scrutinised for their ongoing committment to granting membership to minors. The UNSCA is expected to make a formal declaration regarding the incident on Monday.